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Unpatriotic
Celebrities who ALWAYS blame America
First!
Stevie Wonder, Hal Linden,
John Bon Jovi,
Leonardo DiCaprio,
Eminem,
Susan Sarandon, Rosie
O'Donnell, Cher, Johnny
Depp, Robin Williams, Peirce
Brosnan, Michael
J. Fox, Drew
Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Bette
Midler, Mary J. Blige, Jill Scott, Missy Elliot & Eve,
R.E.M, Tom Waits, Bonnie Raitt, John Fogerty, Dixie Chicks, John
Mellencamp, Keb Mo, Jackson Brown, Kenny
Edwards, Bob
Costas, Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson,
Martin Sheen, Kevin Bacon, Al Franken,
Janeane Garofalo, Sheryl
Crow, Dave Mathews, Crosby, Stills &
Nash, Pearl Jam, Bruce
Springsteen, Robert Redford, Ben
Affleck,
Jay Leno, David Letterman, Linda Ronstadt,
Barbra Streisand, Whoopie Goldberg,
Carole
King,
Ed Asner, Sally Fields, Tim Robbins, Sean
Penn, John McEnroe, Dylin McDermitt,
Michael Moore, Julia Roberts, Rob Reiner,
Woody Harrelson, Danny Glover, Alicia
Silverstone, Angelina Jolie, Jeff
Bridges, Harry Belafonte, John Cusack,
James Brolin,
Mick
Jagger, and Neil Young. We will add more every
day as I think of them or as you send
them in.
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THIS
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and any individual, corporation, association, agency, company, or
other entity who accesses or uses the UncleSammys.com Website
(the "User" or "you").
The UncleSammys.com Website, which is provided without charge to you, is a World Wide
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owned and operated by UncleSammys.com The UncleSammys.com Website contains or may contain information, communications,
opinions, text, graphics, links, electronic art, animations,
audio, video, software, photos, music, sounds and other material
and data (collectively, "Content") formatted, organized
and collected in a variety of forms that are generally accessible
to Users, including directories and databases.
1.
User Rights and Responsibilities
1.1
Access to the UncleSammys.com Website.
You are responsible for providing all hardware, software,
telephone or other communications equipment and/or service to
connect to the Internet and access the UncleSammys.com Website and are responsible for all Internet access charges,
telephone charges or other fees or charges incurred in connecting
to the Internet and accessing the UncleSammys.com Website.
1.2
User Conduct.
You agree to access and use the UncleSammys.com Website only
for lawful purposes. You are solely responsible for the knowledge
of and adherence to any and all laws, statutes, rules and
regulations, pertaining to (i) your use of the UncleSammys.com Website, including any Interactive Area, (ii) the use of any
networks or other services connected to the UncleSammys.com Website, and (iii) the communications means by which you connect
your modem, computer, or other equipment to the UncleSammys.com Website. By accessing the
UncleSammys.com Website, you agree
that you will not:
(1) restrict or inhibit any other user from using and enjoying
the Interactive Features;
(2) post or transmit any unlawful, threatening, abusive,
libelous, defamatory, obscene, vulgar, pornographic, profane, or
indecent information of any kind, including without limitation
any transmissions constituting or encouraging conduct that would
constitute a criminal offense, give rise to civil liability or
otherwise violate any local, state, national, or international
law;
(3) post or transmit any information, software, or other
material which violates or infringes in the rights of others,
including material which is an invasion of privacy or publicity
rights or which is protected by copyright, trademark or other
proprietary right, or derivative works with respect thereto,
without first obtaining permission from the owner or right
holder.
(4) post or transmit any information, software or other
material which contains a virus or other harmful component;
(5) alter, damage or delete any Content or other
communications that are not your own Content or to otherwise
interfere with the ability of others to access the UncleSammys.com
Website;
(6) disrupt the normal flow of communication in an
Interactive Area;
(7) claim a relationship with or to speak for any business,
association, institution or other organization for which you are
not authorized to claim such a relationship;
(8) violate any operating rule, policy or guideline of your
Internet access provider or online service.
2.
Intellectual Property Rights
2.1
UncleSammys.com Website content.
(a) You acknowledge that
Content on the UncleSammys.com Website is generally provided
by the UncleSammys.com Website, individual contributors of
Content ("Contributors"), third party licensees, and/or
other Users. You acknowledge that the UncleSammys.com Website
permits access to Content that is protected by copyrights,
trademarks, and other proprietary (including intellectual
property) rights ("Intellectual Property Rights"), and
that these Intellectual Property Rights are valid and protected in
all media existing now or later developed and except as is
explicitly provided below, your use of Content shall be governed
by applicable copyright and other intellectual property laws. You
acknowledge that the UncleSammys.com Website owns a copyright
in the "look and feel," i.e., the selection,
coordination, arrangement and presentation of such Content.
(b) You may not modify,
copy, reproduce, transmit, distribute, publish, create derivative
works from, display or otherwise transfer or commercially exploit
any of the Content, in whole or in part, provided, however, that
you may (i) make a reasonable number of digital or other form of
copies to permit your computer hardware and software to access and
view the Content, (ii) print one copy of each piece of Content,
(iii) make and distribute a reasonable number of copies of
Content, in whole or in part, in hard copy or electronic form for
internal use only. Any permitted copies of Content must reproduce
in an unmodified form any notices contained in the Content, such
as all Intellectual Property Right notices, and an original source
attribution to "The UncleSammys.com Website" and
its URL address. You acknowledge that the UncleSammys.com Website, its Contributors, and/or Users remain the owners of the
Content and that you do not acquire any Intellectual Property
Rights by downloading or printing Content.
(c) Some of the pictures
found on this site have been taken from the Internet. If you
believe there are any photos or written material which have
copyrights that we are unaware of, please contact us immediately
so that we may remove them. Please give us 72 hours to handle your
request.
2.2
Content Provided by User.
You may upload to any
Interactive Area or otherwise transmit, post, publish, reproduce
or distribute, on or through the UncleSammys.com Website only
Content that is not subject to any Intellectual Property Rights,
or Content in which any holder of Intellectual Property Rights has
given express authorization for distribution over the Internet and
on the UncleSammys.com Website, without restriction
whatsoever. Any Content submitted with the consent of a copyright
owner other than you should contain a phrase such as
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you automatically grant and/or warrant that the owner of such
Content, whether it be You or a third party, has expressly granted
to the UncleSammys.com Website the royalty-free, perpetual,
irrevocable, non-exclusive, unrestricted, worldwide right and
license to use, reproduce, modify, adapt, publish, translate,
create derivative works from, sublicense, distribute, perform, and
display such Content, in whole or in part, worldwide and/or to
incorporate it in other works in any form, media, or technology
now known or later developed for the full term of any Intellectual
Property Rights that may exist in such Content. You also permit
the UncleSammys.com Website to sublicense to third parties
the unrestricted right to exercise any of the foregoing rights
granted with respect to such Content. You also permit any User to
access, view, store and reproduce the Content for personal use.
3.
Interactive Areas
You acknowledge
that the UncleSammys.com Website may include various
interactive areas ("Interactive Areas"), including but
not limited to message boards & chat. These Interactive Areas
allow feedback to the UncleSammys.com Website and real-time
interaction between users. You further understand that the UncleSammys.com
Website does not control the messages, information, or files
delivered to such Interactive Areas and that the UncleSammys.com Website may offer you and other Users the capability of creating
and managing an Interactive Area. However, neither the UncleSammys.com
Website, its subsidiary and parent companies, or affiliates, nor
their respective directors, officers, employees and agents are
responsible for Content within any Interactive Area. Your use
and/or management of an Interactive Area will be governed by this
Agreement and any additional rules or operating procedures of any
Interactive Area established by you or another User, as
applicable. You recognize that the UncleSammys.com Website
cannot, and does not intend to, screen communications in advance.
Moreover, because the UncleSammys.com Website encourages open
and candid communication in the Interactive Areas, the UncleSammys.com
Website cannot determine in advance the accuracy or conformance to
this Agreement of any Content transmitted in an Interactive Area.
The UncleSammys.com Website is not responsible for screening,
policing, editing, reviewing or monitoring any Content in an
Interactive Area. Notwithstanding the above, you agree that the UncleSammys.com
Website has the right to monitor any Interactive Area, from time
to time and to disclose any information as necessary to satisfy
any law, regulation or other governmental request, to operate the
Interactive Area, or to protect itself or other Users. If notified
of Content that is alleged not to conform to this Agreement, the UncleSammys.com
Website may investigate the allegation and determine in its sole
discretion whether to remove or request the User to remove such
Content. The UncleSammys.com Website reserves the right to
prohibit conduct, communication or Content within an Interactive
Area, or to edit, refuse to post, or to remove any Content, in
whole or in part, which it deems in its sole discretion to (i)
violate the then-standard provisions of this Agreement or any
other standard, written UncleSammys.com Website policy in
effect at that time, (ii) be harmful to the rights of any User,
the UncleSammys.com Website, or other third parties, (iii)
violate applicable law, or (iv) be otherwise objectionable.
4.
Termination
The only right
with respect to dissatisfaction with any policies, guidelines, or
practices of the UncleSammys.com Website in operating the UncleSammys.com
Website, or any change in Content, is for you to discontinue
accessing the UncleSammys.com Website. The UncleSammys.com Website may terminate or temporarily suspend your access to all or
any part of the UncleSammys.com Website, without notice, for
conduct that the UncleSammys.com Website believes is a
violation of this Agreement or any policies or guidelines posted
by the UncleSammys.com Website, or for other conduct which
the UncleSammys.com Website believes, in its sole discretion,
is harmful to the UncleSammys.com Website or other Users. The UncleSammys.com
Website may discontinue operating the UncleSammys.com Website and terminate this Agreement without notice at any time
for any reason in its sole discretion. In the event of
termination, you are no longer authorized to access the UncleSammys.com
Website, including the Interactive Areas, and the restrictions
imposed on you with respect to Content downloaded from the UncleSammys.com
Website, as well as the disclaimers and limitations of liabilities
set forth in this agreement, shall survive.
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Links; Disclaimers Of Warranties; Limitations of Liability
5.1 Links. You
understand that except for Content, products or services expressly
available at the UncleSammys.com Website, neither the UncleSammys.com
Website, its subsidiary and parent companies, or affiliates, or
their respective directors, officers, employees, and agents
controls, provides, or is responsible for any Content, goods or
services available through sites on the Internet linked to or from
the UncleSammys.com Website. All such Content, goods and
services are made accessible on the Internet by independent third
parties and are not part of the UncleSammys.com Website or
controlled by the UncleSammys.com Website. The UncleSammys.com Website neither endorses nor is responsible for the accuracy,
completeness, usefulness, quality or availability of any Content,
goods or services available on any site linked to or from the UncleSammys.com
Website, which are the sole responsibility of such independent
third parties, and your use thereof is solely at your own risk.
Neither the UncleSammys.com Website, its subsidiary and
parent companies, or affiliates, or their respective directors,
officers, employees, and agents shall be held responsible or
liable, directly or indirectly, for any loss or damage caused or
alleged to have been caused by your use of or reliance on any
Content, goods or services available on any site linked to or from
the UncleSammys.com Website or your inability to access the
Internet or any site linked to or from the UncleSammys.com Website.
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evaluating all information contained or opinions expressed on the UncleSammys.com
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to endorse or oppose any opinion expressed by a User or Content
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IS AT YOUR SOLE RISK. NEITHER THE UNCLESAMMYS.COM WEBSITE NOR
ANY OF ITS SUBSIDIARY AND PARENT COMPANIES, OR AFFILIATES, OR
THEIR RESPECTIVE DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS,
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WEBSITE, ITS SUBSIDIARY AND PARENT COMPANIES, OR AFFILIATES, OR
THEIR RESPECTIVE DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS,
CONTRACTORS, OR LICENSORS, BE LIABLE FOR ANY INCIDENTAL, SPECIAL
OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES UNDER OR ARISING FROM THIS AGREEMENT, THE
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RESPECTIVE DIRECTORS, OFFICERS, EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, CONTRACTORS, OR
LICENSORS, BE LIABLE TO YOU OR ANY OTHER THIRD PARTY FOR ANY
DECISION MADE OR ACTION TAKEN BY YOU IN RELIANCE ON THE CONTENT
CONTAINED WITHIN THE UNCLESAMMYS.COM WEBSITE OR THE CONTENT
CONTAINED WITHIN ANY INTERNET SITE LINKED TO OR FROM THE UNCLESAMMYS.COM
WEBSITE. THE CONTENT WITHIN THE UNCLESAMMYS.COM WEBSITE AND
THE CONTENT WITHIN INTERNET SITES LINKED TO OR FROM THE UNCLESAMMYS.COM
WEBSITE MAY INCLUDE TECHNICAL OR OTHER INACCURACIES OR
TYPOGRAPHICAL ERRORS. CHANGES ARE PERIODICALLY ADDED TO THE
CONTENT HEREIN; THESE CHANGES WILL BE INCORPORATED IN NEW VERSIONS
OF THE UNCLESAMMYS.COM WEBSITE AND SPECIFICALLY ARE INCLUDED
IN THIS SECTION AGREEMENT. THE UNCLESAMMYS.COM WEBSITE AND
ITS CONTRIBUTORS MAY MAKE IMPROVEMENTS AND/OR CHANGES IN THE
CONTENT AT ANY TIME AND FROM TIME TO TIME.
YOU SPECIFICALLY ACKNOWLEDGE AND AGREE THAT THE UNCLESAMMYS.COM
WEBSITE IS NOT LIABLE FOR ANY DEFAMATORY, OFFENSIVE, FRAUDULENT,
OR OTHERWISE ILLEGAL CONDUCT OF ANY USER. IF YOU ARE DISSATISFIED
WITH ANY UNCLESAMMYS.COM WEBSITE CONTENT, OR WITH THE ACCESS
AGREEMENT OF THE UNCLESAMMYS.COM WEBSITE, IN WHOLE OR IN
PART, YOUR SOLE AND EXCLUSIVE REMEDY IS TO DISCONTINUE USING THE UNCLESAMMYS.COM
WEBSITE.
6.
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You agree to
indemnify and hold the UncleSammys.com Website, its parent or
subsidiary companies and their affiliates, and their respective
directors, officers, employees, and agents from any and all
liabilities, claims and expenses, including reasonable attorneys
fees, arising from breach of this Agreement, any other policy,
your use or access of the UncleSammys.com Website or any
Internet site linked to or from the UncleSammys.com Website,
or in connection with the transmission of any Content on the UncleSammys.com
Website.
7.
Miscellaneous
This Agreement
comprises the entire agreement between UncleSammys.com and
you, and supersedes any prior agreements with respect to the
subject matter herein. UncleSammys.com may revise this
Agreement or any other policy at any time and from time to time,
and such revision shall be effective two (2) days upon posting
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aware of such revisions. If any such revision is unacceptable to
you, you must discontinue accessing the UncleSammys.com Website. Your continued accessing and use of the
UncleSammys.com Website following notice of any such revision shall conclusively
be deemed acceptance of all such revisions. The provisions of
Sections 1.2, 2.1, 2.2, 5.1, 5.2, 5.3, 6 and 7 shall survive the
termination or expiration of this Agreement. If any provision of
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