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And on
the Left!
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Unpatriotic
Celebrities who ALWAYS blame America
First!
Stevie Wonder, Hal Linden,
John Bon Jovi,
Leonardo DiCaprio,
Eminem,
Susan Sarandon, Rosie
O'Donnell, Cher, Johnny
Depp, Robin Williams, Peirce
Brosnan, Michael
J. Fox, Drew
Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Bette
Midler, Mary J. Blige, Jill Scott, Missy Elliot & Eve,
R.E.M, Tom Waits, Bonnie Raitt, John Fogerty, Dixie Chicks, John
Mellencamp, Keb Mo, Jackson Brown, Kenny
Edwards, Bob
Costas, Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson,
Martin Sheen, Kevin Bacon, Al Franken,
Janeane Garofalo, Sheryl
Crow, Dave Mathews, Crosby, Stills &
Nash, Pearl Jam, Bruce
Springsteen, Robert Redford, Ben
Affleck,
Jay Leno, David Letterman, Linda Ronstadt,
Barbra Streisand, Whoopie Goldberg,
Carole
King,
Ed Asner, Sally Fields, Tim Robbins, Sean
Penn, John McEnroe, Dylin McDermitt,
Michael Moore, Julia Roberts, Rob Reiner,
Woody Harrelson, Danny Glover, Alicia
Silverstone, Angelina Jolie, Jeff
Bridges, Harry Belafonte, John Cusack,
James Brolin,
Mick
Jagger, and Neil Young. We will add more every
day as I think of them or as you send
them in.
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THE NEW TRUCK.....
I
just got my new pickup truck, and returned to the dealer the
next day,
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!" He said, "Nelson! The radio replied, "Ricky or
Willie?
"Willie!" he continued... and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers.
I
drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd
say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I
said
"Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new
truck, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" I yelled... The
French
National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael
Moore,
backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill
Clinton on sax.
Damn, I love this truck!
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