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And on
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Unpatriotic
Celebrities who ALWAYS blame America
First!
Stevie Wonder, Hal Linden,
John Bon Jovi,
Leonardo DiCaprio,
Eminem,
Susan Sarandon, Rosie
O'Donnell, Cher, Johnny
Depp, Robin Williams, Peirce
Brosnan, Michael
J. Fox, Drew
Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Bette
Midler, Mary J. Blige, Jill Scott, Missy Elliot & Eve,
R.E.M, Tom Waits, Bonnie Raitt, John Fogerty, Dixie Chicks, John
Mellencamp, Keb Mo, Jackson Brown, Kenny
Edwards, Bob
Costas, Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson,
Martin Sheen, Kevin Bacon, Al Franken,
Janeane Garofalo, Sheryl
Crow, Dave Mathews, Crosby, Stills &
Nash, Pearl Jam, Bruce
Springsteen, Robert Redford, Ben
Affleck,
Jay Leno, David Letterman, Linda Ronstadt,
Barbra Streisand, Whoopie Goldberg,
Carole
King,
Ed Asner, Sally Fields, Tim Robbins, Sean
Penn, John McEnroe, Dylin McDermitt,
Michael Moore, Julia Roberts, Rob Reiner,
Woody Harrelson, Danny Glover, Alicia
Silverstone, Angelina Jolie, Jeff
Bridges, Harry Belafonte, John Cusack,
James Brolin,
Mick
Jagger, and Neil Young. We will add more every
day as I think of them or as you send
them in.
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Let's pause a moment and take
the following test:
In 1972, at the Summer Olympics in Munich, Israeli athletes were
taken hostage and killed by:
(a) Scottish Highlanders
(b) Sonny and Cher
(c) The Viet Cong
(d) Muslim males mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a) Norwegians from Ballard
(b) Elvis
(c) A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A pizza delivery boy
(b) Crazed feminists complaining that being able to throw a
grenade beyond
its own burst radius was an unfair and sexist requirement in
basic training
(c) Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Luca Brazzi, for not being given a part in "Godfather 2"
(b) The Tooth Fairy
(c) Butch and Sundance who had a few sticks of dynamite left
over from the
train mission
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed
by:
(a) Mr. Rogers
(b) Hillary, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
(c) The World Wrestling Federation to promote its next villain:
"Mustapha
the Merciless"
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
On October 12 of 2000, the USS Cole was blown up by a small boat
carrying
explosives by:
(a) 2 US Postal Workers who were disgusted with the mail service
on US
warships
(b) 2 Fed Ex employees trying to deliver a fresh load of
ammunition
(c) 2 UPS workers who were tired of wearing their brown uniforms
while
sweating it out driving their big brown trucks and decided to
make a
statement about "how hot it could get; " or
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
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