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And on
the Left!
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Unpatriotic
Celebrities who ALWAYS blame America
First!
Stevie Wonder, Hal Linden,
John Bon Jovi,
Leonardo DiCaprio,
Eminem,
Susan Sarandon, Rosie
O'Donnell, Cher, Johnny
Depp, Robin Williams, Peirce
Brosnan, Michael
J. Fox, Drew
Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Bette
Midler, Mary J. Blige, Jill Scott, Missy Elliot & Eve,
R.E.M, Tom Waits, Bonnie Raitt, John Fogerty, Dixie Chicks, John
Mellencamp, Keb Mo, Jackson Brown, Kenny
Edwards, Bob
Costas, Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson,
Martin Sheen, Kevin Bacon, Al Franken,
Janeane Garofalo, Sheryl
Crow, Dave Mathews, Crosby, Stills &
Nash, Pearl Jam, Bruce
Springsteen, Robert Redford, Ben
Affleck,
Jay Leno, David Letterman, Linda Ronstadt,
Barbra Streisand, Whoopie Goldberg,
Carole
King,
Ed Asner, Sally Fields, Tim Robbins, Sean
Penn, John McEnroe, Dylin McDermitt,
Michael Moore, Julia Roberts, Rob Reiner,
Woody Harrelson, Danny Glover, Alicia
Silverstone, Angelina Jolie, Jeff
Bridges, Harry Belafonte, John Cusack,
James Brolin,
Mick
Jagger, and Neil Young. We will add more every
day as I think of them or as you send
them in.
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Why
would a Priest ask for Teddy and Hillary at his deathbed?
The old
priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had
faithfully
served the
people of the nation's capital. He motioned for one of his
aides to come
near.
"Yes father?"
said the aide.
"I would really
like to see Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton before I
die," whispered
the priest.
"I'll see what I
can do, father," replied the aide. The aide sent the
request to the
Senate and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived.
Kennedy and
Clinton would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went
to the hospital,
Clinton commented to Kennedy, "I don't know why the old
priest wants to
see us, but it will certainly help our images after the
number the
Republicans have done on us."
Kennedy couldn't
help but agree.
When they
arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Kennedy's hand
in his right
hand and Clinton's hand in his left. There was silence, and
a look of
serenity on the old priest's face.
Finally Senator
Kennedy spoke, "Father, of all the people you could have
chosen; why did
you choose us to be with you as you near the end?"
The old priest
slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life
after our Lord
and Savior, Jesus Christ."
"Amen" said
Kennedy. "Amen" said Clinton.
The old priest
continued, "He died between two lying thieves. I would
like to do the
same."
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