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And on
the Left!
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Unpatriotic
Celebrities who ALWAYS blame America
First!
Stevie Wonder, Hal Linden,
John Bon Jovi,
Leonardo DiCaprio,
Eminem,
Susan Sarandon, Rosie
O'Donnell, Cher, Johnny
Depp, Robin Williams, Peirce
Brosnan, Michael
J. Fox, Drew
Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Bette
Midler, Mary J. Blige, Jill Scott, Missy Elliot & Eve,
R.E.M, Tom Waits, Bonnie Raitt, John Fogerty, Dixie Chicks, John
Mellencamp, Keb Mo, Jackson Brown, Kenny
Edwards, Bob
Costas, Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson,
Martin Sheen, Kevin Bacon, Al Franken,
Janeane Garofalo, Sheryl
Crow, Dave Mathews, Crosby, Stills &
Nash, Pearl Jam, Bruce
Springsteen, Robert Redford, Ben
Affleck,
Jay Leno, David Letterman, Linda Ronstadt,
Barbra Streisand, Whoopie Goldberg,
Carole
King,
Ed Asner, Sally Fields, Tim Robbins, Sean
Penn, John McEnroe, Dylin McDermitt,
Michael Moore, Julia Roberts, Rob Reiner,
Woody Harrelson, Danny Glover, Alicia
Silverstone, Angelina Jolie, Jeff
Bridges, Harry Belafonte, John Cusack,
James Brolin,
Mick
Jagger, and Neil Young. We will add more every
day as I think of them or as you send
them in.
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Subject:
Upcoming Democratic Convention
6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev.
Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al
Sharpton
6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra
Streisand.
6:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to
France.
7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri
defense fund.
7:25 p .m. - Tribute theme to
Germany.
7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael
Moore)
8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and
female couples)
9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean
Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal
toss.
10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony
(threesomes, mixed and
same
sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor
11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30 p.m. "Free Saddam," pep Rally.
11:50 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:00 p.m. - Nomination of Democratic candidate
Any chance we could get Ted Kennedy to drive
Hilary home from the
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